Pre-thumbed Bible
We read the Bible so you don't have to
Description
Please note that this was an April Fools joke. At The Good Book Company, our aim is to produce materials that help Christians to read the Bible for themselves so that they might grow in the knowledge and love of the Lord Jesus Christ. In other words, the very opposite of the approach suggested by the Pre-thumbed Bible.
Although we know that many enjoyed the joke, we are sorry for any offense that was caused to those who are unfamiliar with our resources and underlying principles.
Have you ever sat in a bible study, surrounded by other more-holy Christians with their well-worn Bibles and felt embarrassed, worried or stressed by your clean, new bible? Are you concerned you don't have the appearance of godliness that others do?
The pre-thumbed Bible has been produced especially for the less-experienced Christian to appear they have read more of the Bible than they actually have! Guaranteed to convince any pastor, curate or youthworker of your genuine commitment to the Word.
The pre-thumbed Bible comes with that authentic 'used' feel so often lacking from new books. Each page has been turned a minimum of 15 times (40 for Romans).
Key passages and words have been underlined throughout to ensure you fit in with all those more spiritual Christians around you.
Never worry about having missed out on reading the Scriptures again!
Although we know that many enjoyed the joke, we are sorry for any offense that was caused to those who are unfamiliar with our resources and underlying principles.
Have you ever sat in a bible study, surrounded by other more-holy Christians with their well-worn Bibles and felt embarrassed, worried or stressed by your clean, new bible? Are you concerned you don't have the appearance of godliness that others do?
The pre-thumbed Bible has been produced especially for the less-experienced Christian to appear they have read more of the Bible than they actually have! Guaranteed to convince any pastor, curate or youthworker of your genuine commitment to the Word.
The pre-thumbed Bible comes with that authentic 'used' feel so often lacking from new books. Each page has been turned a minimum of 15 times (40 for Romans).
Key passages and words have been underlined throughout to ensure you fit in with all those more spiritual Christians around you.
Never worry about having missed out on reading the Scriptures again!
Related items
|
£40.00
£31.00 YOU SAVE £9.00 (23%)
|
£16.00
Additional Information
| Dimensions | 175mm x 315mm |
|---|---|
| Pages | 2015 |
| Publisher | The Good Book Company |
| Language | N/A |
| Format | Hardback |
Customer Reviews
you rock but...
As someone who has lost their right hand in an unfortunate accident with a food processor, I feel it's a shame that you did not offer a Bible pre-thumbed from the back by the left hand. I am unable to convince others of my devotion to the word with your pre-right-thumbed version 
Click on above image to view large picture
